Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Death by Pop Tart



Looks like an innocent pop tart doesn't it? Uh huh I thought so too, but let me tell ya, they are little fruity, juice squirting, flesh scalding prison torturing mechanisms and now I know.

I don't eat them OK, I bought them for Noah and put the little fruit scalder in the microwave thinking maybe 15 seconds. Well let me tell you it only apparently takes about 6 seconds.

I reached to take it out and the cherry juice squirted out on the side of the tart and scalded my flesh leaving me with a wound that has taught me that french toast is the way to go from now on.

Just wanted to give other mothers a head's up. Pop Tarts can be dangerous when misused!

1 comment:

Jacob Parks said...

This is going to be quite an obvious one here, but don't Pop Tarts go in the toaster oven? How are they supposed to "pop" out of the microwave?