Glitter - This movie came about because Mariah was at home one day, lonely in her 9-inch heals, hoochie shorts and tank top, whining to her manager that “Whitney has a movie and I want a movie too”, thus Glitter was born! Girl, give it up, Whitney can act!
Cat Woman – Meow, Meow Kitty had a better chance of carrying this movie off. Halle what were you thinking? Running around half naked in a cat suit does not make a movie! Just ask Mariah.
Wickerman – Yeah, what can you even SAY about this movie? It was a big wicker doll and they burned him alive??
The Last Samurai – Not only was this the dumbest movie I’ve ever seen it was unrealistic. The fight scene at the end, EVERYONE dies but Tom. I wanted to kill myself it was so stupid.
Titantic – Hey, let’s take a true life tragedy and add a fake love story with over acting and drag it out for 4 hours, that’s great. Let it sink!
Pulp Fiction – Freakville USA
Corky Romano – Put a cork in it and stay on SNL baby. This movie tanked.
Fast and Furious – I’m furious so I’m going to drive fast. There were sequels to this too???
Waterworld – OK this is my man and I have stood by him through them all, but even I couldn’t do it through this one – what was the point? Can anyone tell me what the point is of this movie?
Vanilla Sky – This is for the people that liked Pulp Fiction right? Again, WTF? Raining frogs???
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