Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Top Ten Perfect Put Downs

1. Darling, how daring of you to wear canary yellow with your coloring!

2. I can tell you think cooking is a waste of time!

3. I had a sweater just like that in high school!

4. He's your fiance? I thought he was gay?

5. How do you manage to come up with such frugal gifts?

6. Congratulations, I didn't know you were pregnant...oh you're not?

7. I didn't know they still SOLD pancake makeup!

8. You mean you don't make all your own clothes?

9. I just wish I had the nerve to dress like you do!

10. I think your strands of grey in your hair give you character

3 comments:

Jacob Parks said...

Here's some good ones:

No,really...Weight on some people looks good!

My cat has hacked up furballs that look better than your hair does today.

Your dress's fabric would look great on my couch!

I didn't know that style was coming back already!

Anonymous said...

Good point, though sometimes it's hard to arrive to definite conclusions

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