1. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
2. I like you. You remind me when I was young and stupid.
3. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
5. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are mostly ceremonial.
6. Any you're cry-baby, whinybutt opinion would be?
7. Sarcasm is just one special customer service we offer!
8. I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
9. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality so we can communicate better.
10. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1 please?
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